Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
