It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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