And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He better not be in your backpack
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
