NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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