he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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