I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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