week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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