no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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