all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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