i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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