The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.