Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

(231): View more from Michigan

better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

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(831): View more from California

atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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(240): View more from Maryland

i think i left a case of beer in your dryer

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(773): View more from Illinois

Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle

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