it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids