what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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