I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
