I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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