Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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