Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?