That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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