We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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