I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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