This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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