We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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