so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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