We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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