But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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