And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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