Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we have officially lost it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do herpes really smell.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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