How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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