What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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