It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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