I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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