what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just high enough for therapy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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