Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
too bad you live with your parents still
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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