like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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