just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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