is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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