i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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