Quick, to the slutcave!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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