Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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