Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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