Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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