Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
send nudes
from the living room?
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