Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I looked at my own cervix.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
