I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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