I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing