oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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