Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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