Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We got so high we made milksteak
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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