yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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