super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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