What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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