you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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