I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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