So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
