Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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