and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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