The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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