The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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