Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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