the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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