the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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